I have a shirt of water resistance +5. Dead serious.

I’ll wash it. When I take it out of the washer it’s so dry that I can literally wear it immediately. Meanwhile, all the other laundry is soaking wet, but this one shirt remains dry. It happens every time. Now I need one of those “+50% greed” or whatever they are which lets me make more money, and I’m all set. Me, my shirt of water resistance, my sock (?) of +50% greed, and my fortune.