I got an email from NVidia with the following title: NVIDIA Newsletter – Hurry, Renew your Subscription by April 15 2010
Which at the top of it had in big colored text the words: HURRY, RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION BY APRIL 15 2010.
Yes. Capital letters. And then, at the bottom of this OMG DO IT NOW OR PERISH LIKE THE NEANDERTHALS!!1111111111oneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone email… there is the following: To continue to receive the NVIDIA UK Corporate Newsletter, you don’t need to take any action! On April 15 2010, your subscription will automatically be transferred to our UK database.
Which means “right, we just screamed at the top of our lungs to tell you that you actually don’t have to do anything“.
Asshats.
(Oh and yes, I comprehend that they have now divided their newsletter up by country, and that this is what they’re trying to say. They’re just saying it like asshats.)