In any case, be wild and crazy and tell ‘happy birthday’ to ‘a friend’s girlfriend whom you have no idea who she actually is’. Once in a lifetime opportunity. She does read this blog. If I get 5 comments or more I’ll eat lots of ice cream even though it’s cold outside.

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